Here's a breakdown of the sock situation:
Single socks: 14
Matching pairs: 5
Sock fragments: 27
Missing mates: 8
Stains on the carpet: 42
It's time to get real. We have a sock problem. Click for more info:
Fewer Socks, Better Life | Missing Mates Anonymous (MMA) | Stain Management
Or, if you'd rather see the bright side: